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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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Box of beans

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃
by Poppy poop April 27, 2021
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aiden bean

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"
by Thong Hardy January 20, 2018
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freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"
Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!
by theawsome dude mang September 30, 2009
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joe beans

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013
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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Smol Bean

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(
by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020
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