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Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.
Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!
by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025
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Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready
Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.
by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020
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Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations
Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.
by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015
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Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.
by ZenGaming1657 On YT August 16, 2022
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Text Battle

A Text Battle is a form of battle rap usually involving two parxipitants, that is in the form of written verses posted in an online forum or social network group or platform, that is judged either by pre approved judges or the readers and usually has certain categories that are each given scores, such as Multisyllabic rhymes, punchlines , personals, wordplay, scheme, etc. They can also be team battles, or be themes battles in which the two participants agree to a topic which constitutes the theme of each punchlines. Text battling started in the early to mod 00s, and started growing larger on battle rap forums and text Battle specific groups on ocial media sites , specifically Mysace and Facebook around this time. Some well known love battle rappers made their name on text Battle sites and it continues as a sub genre of hip hop. It is also sometimes referred to as keystyle ..
The recent text Battle between Else One and Cekspree didn't fail to impress the readers and Judges alike
by Leviathin December 4, 2023
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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Battle of the bulge

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it
hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge
by Alan man April 19, 2022
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