bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 16, 2006

Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)

AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america

by Goose March 16, 2004

chippy bastard

a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.

'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.

also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.

"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"

"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"

"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"

by natrl March 25, 2010

inconsiderate bastard

A person with poor social behaviors. This person typically exhibits poor communication and team building skills. This person may believe that they are superior to others. This persons behaviors may even be destructive to teams and should be avoided whenever possible.

The d-bag that sits near me at work is an inconsiderate bastard because he injects himself into conversations that don't involve him so that he can get attention. Once involved in the conversation, he growls and/or shushes people.

by AngryCoworker May 28, 2012

Sexy bastard

Ben mountford

That Ben mountford is a sexy bastard

by Luke westwood January 2, 2021

canadian fat bastard

Someone who leaves America for Canada after the elections.

1: Look at that Canadian fat bastard, Aiden. Abandoning America.

by Americans November 14, 2016

Abdul Bacardi

A brand new drink that has been discovered in the Birmingham, West Midlands area, it is not very popular because when people buying the drink see it, they realise it looks like a human being and that puts them off, so the drink ends up being put back under the counter.

(Customer)"Hi, i'd like an Abdul Bacardi please" (Barman/women) "ill just get it for you *puts the drink on the counter* that'll be £3.50 please" (customer) "wow that kinda looks like a small nursery kid, sorry, i'll have a Bacardi Breezer instead"

by Darren And Lee March 11, 2007