Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 8, 2020

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Run Bumpet

The resultant of eating a Hot Pocket, or portion thereof. A slang word. Word. Likely used as an adjective. Could be conjugated... I guess.

I strongly disagree with Run Bumpet as a resultant.

by Insane THE Clown February 6, 2022

Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up

by Newspaper June 27, 2022

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023

bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.

That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!

by Nester9898 June 7, 2024