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to read a book

Codeword for sexual activity of some sort (options A, B or C)
"Shall we go read a book?"
"My, you're so good at reading books"
"If I come around, can I read a book with you?"
by Monkey! December 3, 2004
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The Book of Mormon

A book about Jesus.
by red eft September 6, 2007
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The Book of Lecantechomy

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”
by Meme Mage March 25, 2019
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Bad Kitty Book Club

A group of swanky and fun gal pals with razor sharp wits, a taste for frosty beverages, chocolate truffles, leopard-print anything and...oh, and they read.
Tess and I had a blast at the Bad Kitty Book Club eating truffles and comparing our latest designer duds.
by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009
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the comic book guy

A guy who lives in springfeild and sells comics, and hes fat to.
by CANADA March 7, 2003
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I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

Same as saying, "I feel you."
Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."
by InThaNo August 3, 2007
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face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
by Big Gold October 30, 2007
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