Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

Roast Battle

A word war between two people using savage insults/jokes, until either they get bored or one actually gets their feelings hurt.

To win a Roast Battle, the other person must either admit defeat or that the roast finally cut too deep.

Did you see Taylor and Jackson roast battle during the boys night? Taylor totally couldn't take the heat of homie's roast and started crying!

by Woolfz June 9, 2022

battle pig

a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general.

Look at that battle pig on the motorcycle.

by Rodney Lamp July 6, 2006

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005

b batteries

AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).

Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin

Do you have any B Batteries?

What kind?

B Batteries!

by Dmarzi.Strike December 24, 2008

battery blackout

You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.

A gave your mother a battery blackout.

by jizz master mcgee October 3, 2008

text battle

Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"

Example 1-

John: wat up alex, wanna chill?

Alex: idk what u wanna do

John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?

Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.

John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin

Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.

John: screw u then

(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.

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Example 2-

Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie

Tom: u dont even know batman

Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman

Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?

Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.

(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth

by abcdef g rated August 16, 2008