bitch bastard

A female dog that does not have a father.

Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.

by jksurfer February 5, 2009

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

bastarda

A female chap that talks a lot of shit.

Hey homie, did that bastarda hit you up or what?

by ese malo trip September 24, 2008

basher

one who bashes, usually a fighter.

"Oi! that basher's done 'im in good!"

by geezus February 1, 2003

Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.

Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!

by Fezzik May 23, 2006

Racist bastard

Anybody who is ignorant enough to hate on somebody for nothing other than the color their skin.

Riley: Man, that movie The Wood is the shit.

Thomas: Whatever, its just a bunch of nigger kids running around being niggers.

Riley: Your such a racist bastard...

by rydizzle April 4, 2006