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Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
by ponus January 20, 2009
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Baby Fuck

The act of fucking a baby. Often featured in hentai, it is common fapping material for sick fucks.
Baby fuck, baby fuck! IT'S AWWWRIGHT!
by Omg bbq July 16, 2009
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man-baby

An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.
Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.
by intangibleassets January 12, 2017
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liquid babies

Sperm..doodle juice, cock sauce.....the white squirty stuff. The future of mankind, your potential to make stupid offspring.....the ooze of procreation
Owww dude!! watch out for the liquid babies!! or Would you like some of my liquid babies?
by clutch March 10, 2004
mugGet the liquid babiesmug.

two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63
In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."
by Sickboy254698 April 23, 2015
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Trophy Baby

When a celebrity adopts a baby from an impoverished country.

Much like a trophy wife or husband, this baby is usually a symbol of status. And like the other spouse in the relationship, the purpose of the parent is to provide money and luxurious goods.
Me: Dude, Brangelina have a plethora of Trophy Babies!

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Jack: Who is that cute black kid Madonna is holding?
Jill: OHEMGEE, THAT'S HER NEW TROPHY BABY!
by Yumlicious_RKFO April 24, 2010
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baby shitter

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world
Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter
by 9o47 January 2, 2008
mugGet the baby shittermug.

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