Walmart baby

An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.
My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.
by melocruze November 04, 2006
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Trump baby

Any child that was unfortunate enough to be born during the rein of Mr President Donald Trump.
Person a:That kid is racist!

Person b:... he's a trump baby.
by Wassermelone19 November 18, 2016
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Stump Baby

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
by ponus October 10, 2008
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Baby Fuck

The act of fucking a baby. Often featured in hentai, it is common fapping material for sick fucks.
by Omg bbq July 17, 2009
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man-baby

An immature, vindictive, narcissistic, brat of a man who has never grown up.
Donald Trump is the poster child for the label man-baby.
by intangibleassets January 12, 2017
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baby shitter

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world
Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter
by 9o47 December 07, 2007
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two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63
In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."
by Sickboy254698 April 23, 2015
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