Aalaska

A ray of sunshine in a pit of darkness

Aalaska is a ray of sunshine in the all encompassing blight of darkness, she lights the way in darkness, she is a salvation

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.

Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.

by Felt her November 23, 2021

alaskaphobic

alaskaphobic is discrimination against alaskans or something from the state of alaska

"i hate alaskans"
"bro are you alaskaphobic?"

by raff621 December 19, 2021

Alaskan Icy Gorilla

When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.

"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"

by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 17, 2022

Alaskan Sprinkler

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler

Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.

"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

Verb

by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022

Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022