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One Man Army

"Define One Man Army," to which he replied, "Frank Horrigan
by The Fallout Nerd May 23, 2024
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The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger
I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.
by Technosmash October 6, 2017
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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 April 1, 2018
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Salvation Army Style

The sexual act involving a violent hand job followed by loose change being thrown at the individual for their services.
My wife and I did it Salvation Army Style last night. First she "rang my bells" then I threw loose change at her.
by jmac1010 December 7, 2016
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saiyan army

It’s a army on TikTok made by Rikeiok they never miss on their takes and their sexy
by Rikeiok February 20, 2021
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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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Alarmy Army

A army of pjransone stans

That are the superior breed
I’m now a proud member of the alarmy army
by RayRayPerson March 17, 2022
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