Apple Fanboy

An idiot or a Brainwashed group of human

They like to buy overpriced Apple product. And always get saltty when someone talk about Android phone or Windows, but not knowing that it is cheaper and better than apple sh*t.

Android user: Damn new Google pixel is sexy!
Apple Fanboy: Fck yo cunt Apple is beter.

Or

Android user: iPhone is overpriced crap.
Apple Fanboy: TRIGGERED.

by Meme.skillz September 27, 2017

grape white apple

a juicy round white grape that taste and feels like a delightful apple! especially delectible when squandered.

"hey rachel"
"can yo nigga come pick me up a grape white apple from that bp ova der"

by rachel elise michelle October 14, 2008

apple pie

an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol

last night at the party i drank to much apple pie and got really drunk

by cowboyrope2 December 28, 2008

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

Appleism

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

by Chris4 June 10, 2010

applejacks

Applejacks. When somebody is doing something stupid and or crazy.

"Hey, this isn't applejacks!"

or

If something is crazy you say,"Thats applejacks!"

by T-Dubs November 23, 2006

Apple

A thing you eat that is nice

I ate an Apple on the weekend

by Zesty55 August 29, 2006