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African Sac Popper

When a man with an oversized penis is having sex with a woman with herpes and pops one of the herpes sacs with his penis. He then pulls out and the woman gives him a blow job sucking off all of the oozey goodness.
Guy 1: Did u hear about Shequon giving mary that African Sac Popper??
Guy 2: Thats fucking gross dude.
by Futh29 May 15, 2009
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fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Herb is involved with a fake ass African and doesn't have a clue. His life savings will be gone soon if he doesn't wake up from his sick old man fantasies.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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African Warthog

High grade marijuana known as African Warthog. Worth about fifteen US dollars a gram, this cannabis is extremely strong when it comes to the high and the odor. It is rare to find on the streets, for it is usually sold in great quantities.

This strong cannabis was first grown by a man referred to as Pumba. He named the weed after himself thus, African Warthog, enlightened by the movie The Lion King.
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 24, 2010
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African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.
She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.
by johnwells November 28, 2012
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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Facial Aerial Teabag

(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.

Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.
Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU
by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011
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November 17 National Africa by Toto day

guy: “it’s my birthday today”

guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”
by monkeybuttcheeks November 16, 2019
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