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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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Swiss Army Guy

That one guy that magically seems to be able to do literally anything.
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
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ducky._..army

A swag content creator who mainly plays Roblox and Has not shown voice or face
“Hey are you following ducky._..army?”
Yeah why?”
“He is swag 😍😍”
“ pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”
by A guy with a hat July 31, 2021
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Army

The beautiful fans of BTS, the biggest boy band on the planet are called ARMYs. ARMY stands for Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth. The fandom name basically means that fans will always be together with BTS.
by Kookie Jamin December 16, 2021
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Army

Hey, I'm not going to need one.
Hym "An army would be an unexpected boon but I won't even need one. As long as some of your kids die (and they will) over what you are doing to me, that is all I need. There is only me getting the credit and payment I deserve and your kids dying. There is nothing outside of this paradigm. I'm not arguing with you. I don't need an argument. I don't need a premise. You'll get nothing but child murder and the parents who's kid you are sacrificing want me to get credited and paid. You are harming them by doing this to me."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
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Upsetioz's British Army

Upsetioz's British Army is the 2nd largest Roblox British Army.

UBA is a rapidly growing group, it has a large player base and a fun community.
Roblox player 1: What is a good British army game?

Roblox Player 2: Upsetioz's British Army, you actually have to work hard to get ranks.
by Atlas-N7 November 19, 2023
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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019
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