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Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.
That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.

That’s Adam.
Adam by tikitorch74 May 2, 2023
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A man whore that will probably let you suck him off at a sleepover and then never have any real interaction with you after that till 3 months later when he wants to go for round 2
Person 1: Adam, I don't know about this.
Person 2: It's fine, just do it..
Adam by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023
Curly haired boy with a hidden little cute smile.
Makes stupid and funny jokes to make you laugh and light up your day.
I saw Adam today
He's really kind!
Adam by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023
A boy who likes to dress like a dog and bark and take it up the ass
Random person:Adam what are you wearing
Adam:mom I’m wearing my fur suit so i can get railed by the zoophile neighbor!
Adam by Himbcyes June 30, 2023
A average height male usually with dark hair and blue/green/grey eyes. Not normally self confident but probably should be. Not particularly attractive but makes up for it in charisma. Probably quietist guy in the room, but if he says something 98% of the time he is absolutely correct. Most are loyal friends who hide their true feelings and emotions with a scarily good façade of smiles and laughter. Has that uncanny ability to brighten days with just a few words but sometimes inwardly depressed.
Adam is a Male name
Adam by Justabouthuman July 9, 2023
Guy who sticks his head through a fence. Class act. Does magic. Super dope.
Remember when Adam tried to unlock the fence and did magic.
Adam by WalterNorth July 15, 2023
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Adam by anonymous July 19, 2023