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Bitch Salad

Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"
by Lantar October 20, 2016
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Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."
by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018
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Salad bro

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
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A Salad Train

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018
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Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
by akokay June 2, 2019
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Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole
"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".
by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019
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Snoop Salad

Snoop Dogg's special recipe. Aka kush
Snoop's friend: Ay man where yo at?
Snoop: I'm smoking some snoop salad.
Snoop's friend: Ohhhhh save some for me when i get to yo place. And roll a fat one
by stale cheerio May 28, 2018
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