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Mike Tealed

A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.
Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again
by Gramatron March 21, 2022
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Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.
"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."
by Scootious March 13, 2016
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Money Mike

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.
Money Mike just robbed a bank
by Tommyhil July 26, 2019
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Sketchy Mike

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.
Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.
by SketchyMike November 2, 2017
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mike jones

an annoying swishahouse rapper who got famous by his reaptative catch phrase (mike jones who? mike jones who)
mike jones who i said back then they didn't want me now i'm...tippin on 44 wrapped 44 i'm mike jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ja-loc August 5, 2005
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A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.
Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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Mike Portnoy

Simply put, GOD. Known worldwide amongst drummers for his amazing double-bass grooves and his dynamic style, Mike Portnoy has played for Dream Theater since its beginning. He has also performed with TransAtlantic, OSI, Liquid Tension Experiment, Hammer of the Gods, and others. He's also a great lyricist, and an amazing person.
by Jon De Vogel December 1, 2003
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