11 year old

A human who is 11 years old and breaths

Human:hey what are you
11 year old human:I'm an 11 year old human
Human:OK 11 year old human

by 11 year old human May 2, 2022

Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

fahrenheit 9/11

One of the greatest movies of all time. Just as good as Michael Moore's other classic, "Bowling for Columbine"
Puts the mistakes, flaws, and shortcomings of the Bush Dictatorship on display for everyone to see

Fahrenheit 9/11 exposes all of Bush's lies and has repeatedly stood up to rigorous fact checking.

by neocon killer October 30, 2004

11 year old

Despite what you belive not all 11 year olds are dumbasses. Except me. I'm dumb as fuck.

Ok Alyssa, you are reading a Hetalia ship, act like a 11 year old not a 5 year old. Also me: HaHA fRuk A sWEar wORdt, AlcOHol, BArF FuNNy.

by 🅱️ommunism January 10, 2022

7/11 Test

The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.

Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.

Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..

by house on rock March 3, 2011

September 11 200Fun

The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.

Window Washer: James Woods

Plane: David Spade

September 11 200Fun Script:

Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden

Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows

*Turns around and sees a plane*

Window Washer: OH, COME ON!

by Osama Bin Laden of 2001 May 2, 2009

Fahrenheit 9/11

Bush Hating movie, exposing him for the prick he is

Anything hating bush is fine in my book

by ac July 14, 2004