no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 24, 2021

Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Pre birthday bj

When you get a bj the day before your birthday

How about a pre birthday bj?

by Whitethundergod August 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>America Ferrera's Birthday Is June 06th, 2009<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.

Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.

by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025

Birthday June 7th

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

by anonymous March 22, 2021