j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

J-Moneyyy

loves money$$$
a female name for jesus
addictive.

J-Moneyyy was gettin some moneyy
I worship J-Moneyyy

by Weezybabyy December 12, 2007

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

hold J

according to War Thunder this word means exit and self destruct whatever vehicle you are in.

hold J! do it ya bastart!

by quote by "Squire" March 16, 2021