fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland

FAP UTH

by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap

That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best

by cbinthouse June 7, 2023

body fapping

to apply force to the ground with one's entire body, resulting in a fap -like noise

body fapping is quite common for me because my best friend always steps on the back of my shoes

by a.m3lt October 2, 2017

Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.

Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!

by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019

Fap

Forever Alone Party

Andrew, Cayley, Jess, Kris, Lincoln and Tom: "Let's all FAP together!"

by logly July 13, 2019