taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.

Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage

by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023

Taint Pillow

Biker shorts with extra padding, spanning the fleashy fun bridge and preventing friction and gluteal fatigue.

Taint Pillows are essentially kneepads for your Gooch.

by WeirdnotQuirky December 19, 2025

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012

Taint-liquor

The juice dripping from a prolapsed anus.

Don't get your taint-liquor on me it stinks.
And
Your taint-liqour don't taint great.

by Azreal08 November 14, 2025

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022