Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Miles

Another bitch ass hoe ass dude he’s gayer than any man I know like the gayest who looks like a healthy naked mole rat ladie only chill with him because he’s tall and they hope he has a big dick

Miles is fucking gay

by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020

Miles

A very queer man.

That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!

by Pandabanker September 17, 2020

Miles

A kind and caring boy, that puts others needs before his. Miles loves to play all kinds of sports.

"Miles is such a caring person!"

"Miles is really good at sports!"

by GirlyGamer7868 August 28, 2020

Miles

A tall energetic guy usually has ADHD and is into skateboarding who has the biggest cock of everyone

"That guys dick is dragging across the room"
"That's probably Miles"

by Willo tree November 20, 2021

Yuno Miles

best rapper alive since george Washington

"Yo did you hear Yuno Miles jump on the BBL Drizzy beat?"
"Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake), Kendrick Lamar, Drake (Drake)"

by @devsonit May 15, 2024

miles frazier

Biggest hot daddy in the world , plays soccer, #1 shrek daddy

Yo what’s up Big Daddy Miles Frazier

by Shrek6942042069 November 4, 2019