Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?

Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"

by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022

Cock Hawk

An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.

Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.

Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!

Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*

Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.

Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?

Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.

by hotmaildotcom1 September 18, 2015

Cock dunking

WhIle sprinting, you jump in the air and jam your cock down someones throat

I finally tried cock dunking, it was awesome.

by Dendawggg January 12, 2017

mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix

Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp

by Fannylips April 21, 2018

Cock Drizzle

When you cum and it leaks like a faucet instead of a squirt for the air.

I often have cock drizzle

by Master Dook June 16, 2021

cock chocolate

When you pull your penis out of girls asshole, and you then feed her your poop-encrusted wiener

Bob: Hey man, I gave that bitch a mean cock chocolate

by SteamyRayVaughn November 28, 2017

posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.

Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".

by Presumably December 1, 2016