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Son : how are babies made
Father : You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much the man put's his penis in the woman's vagina to create a baby and that is called sex
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Get the Sex mug.Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
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