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#2 time out

When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
by Babbo August 27, 2008
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PB fake out

Is when the peanut butter jar is completely empty and scraped clean, but left in the fridge so no roommate purchases new peanut butter, instead each time they reach for it they are disappointed.
"Dude, I made you some toast, why don't you put some Peanut Butter on it?"

"Thanks man, I'm starving and that sounds perfect."

...

"Damn, you got me again with that PB fake out."

"Every time guy, every time."
by kyledouglas March 21, 2009
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Knock the back out of

To do a chick doggie style and then all of a sudden pull a "wangthorpe" and sneak your johnson into her bunghole!
Back in 2004, I tried to knock the back out of Bev!
by shoesincan December 5, 2012
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Dental Make-Out

Swallowing your lover's baby tooth while making out.
Selena Gomez: Do you want to make out?
Justin Bieber: Sure.
(Both done Making-Out)
Selena Gomez: Ew! I think I swallowed a couple of your baby teeth.
Justin Bieber: I am sorry, I did a Dental Make-Out.
by BeaverFever69 June 13, 2011
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Passing out large

When Dustin manages to haul his ass too Mikes after getting really really crippled and doesent make it too the bed and falls asleep on the floor.
by Ryan Shaw February 20, 2005
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Take Me out

A dope ass by Franz Ferdinand about both the assassin of said Franz Ferdinand, or a man asking a girl on a date
Take Me Out is cool”-some cool guy
by IfUReadThisUAreBigBrain February 22, 2022
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knocked out of the park

1. In Baseball or Softball, to achieve a home run by hitting the ball so hard that not even the player who stayed home with his sick kids could catch it.

2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.
Aaron tried to sneak up on me while I was blindfolded, but I kicked him in the groin, which caused him to be knocked out of the park.
by El Singario February 11, 2006
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