smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

Dog

God backwards. Coincidence? I think not.

O my Dog, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee.

by coveted seed June 7, 2025

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.

Fucking dog cunt get out of my way

by anonymous June 24, 2022

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

dog-whistley

Adj. Used to describe questions asked to one seeking entrance to a fringe group/political cult. A dog-whistley question lets true believers know it's time to talk about the hard core stuff. "Samantha" on WEB OF MAKE BELIEVE (Episode 3, "I'm Not a Nazi") used this phrase to describe the way white supremacist group, Identity Europe, delicately asked her about "the Jewish Question."

These skinheads were asking me these dog-whistley questions about other races and then I realized they wanted to recruit me.

by Land Man September 14, 2022

Wool-dog

A 'wool-dog' is a girl or guy who possess many negative character traits inherent in toxic people, but superficially seems to be nice.

The term mostly concerns appearance, as visually a wool-dog will look deceptively benign and disarming, but in fact has the personality of a viper.

This contrasts with toxic personalities that visually and behaviorally signal themselves from a distance, or genuinely nice and benign people who look dangerous and/or trouble.

Related to the term "a wolf in sheep's clothing".

Guy 1: "I'm kinda into Cindy, she looks so nice and sweet!"

Guy2: "Nah bro, she's a wool-dog."

by Just-A-Little-Emotional June 4, 2021