by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020
Get the love child mug.So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoony mug.Love is that feeling when you can't help but stare, when you feel a fluttering feeling deep inside, when you never want the moment to end, and feeling empty when it does. Even if you don't think you feel it, you do one way or another, even in unconventional ways.
(Keep in mind this was written by an aro who has only fallen in love with a video game song, Starhenge specifically)
(Keep in mind this was written by an aro who has only fallen in love with a video game song, Starhenge specifically)
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many of whom are deeply afraid of death, but i shall love and appreciate it, because it means the end to my empty life...
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