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hot cheeto

that hot Cheeto's stuck in a peach
by Rat hole December 26, 2019
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hot dog handler

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler
by Billybobs August 30, 2015
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Hot Diggity Dick

Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick
by boitheboi April 24, 2019
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Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
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ZOOM HOT

Someone that you've seen in several zoom meeting that is really hot that looks substantially older and less put together when you see her/him.
Dude, did you see Susan?! She looks a lot different on zoom. She's just zoom hot I guess.
by oface3 June 15, 2022
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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