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Shwasty Face

The point of consuming so much alcohol that you go past the point of being wasted, take two turns and black out drunk and arrive and shwasty face.
Chris drank so much whiskey last night. He was pretty shwasty face.
by fallenangel January 25, 2013
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Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)
Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.
by PeaHead October 22, 2013
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Face in ass

Face in ass is an act where you hump her to her ass bleeds and then you put your face in her bloody ass and eat her out.
Yo I face in assed Becky last night.
by Condom in yo mouth January 16, 2020
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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
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Resting Drake Face

Resting Drake Face is when someone's resting face is quite silly, Resembling Drake or even Justin Bieber.
Person 1 (Adam): What's up with Sarah's Face? She looks fucking goofy

Person 2 (Marty): Oh Sarah has Resting Drake Face, Don't be rude
by Secco's Lover November 8, 2022
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Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
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Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
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