National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick

Are your excited for National Suck Dick Day

by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022

National Jake Month

All of no nut November is national jake month.

Brad: Yo dude I’m so psyched for November bro.
Chad: Yaa bro did you also know it’s national jake month

by X@ND3R November 1, 2021

National Black Vibe Check Day

Every August 28th you ask black people to do a black vibe check.

Hey Damarcus T., its national black vibe check day, eat some febreze.

by Statzer April 28, 2020

national sket day

National sket day is on the 14th of September every year. This is the day lads say “Fuck you!” To all the skets that fucked them around. We’ve all experienced it.

“Hey Stacy, happy national sket day. Bitch”

by Millifelt.youprobablyknowme September 13, 2017

phat truck nation

a band of reckless "yee-yees" desiring the ultimate succ

Sarah, that's phat truck nation, they want the succ!

by bigdicric May 11, 2017

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022