Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018