Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
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shit house lawyer

An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.
You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!
by sativo8339 October 16, 2008
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Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating
‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.
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some gangsta shit

This actually comes from the 1973 movie The Mack which cam way before Snoop Dogg. Same meaning though.

One of the most badass movie lines ever.
"Listen Mr. Pretty Tony, I mean you know the rules. I mean, your bitch chose me. Now we can settle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangsta shit".
by Turkeyton August 3, 2008
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shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder
While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.
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Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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bat-shit crazy

adj. (slang): A combined state of mental agitation and physical volatility. It's use may provide warning that the individual it describes has lost all self-control and cannot be reasoned with. Can refer to either a chronic or temporary condition.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Dolores is bat-shit crazy .
by maximo hudson January 19, 2009
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