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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
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Cock-Face

- Contraction of Cockney-Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'
by Radiomac February 7, 2021
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Cock

A slang way of saying a males p3n/$ or a chicken, it depends on if it is said s3xu@lly or not.
'Look at that cock!' said Richard pointing at the baby chicken.

'You really look at me, dead in the eye and say that.' Replied Xander.

'D@mn, you have a fithly mind.' Richard answered.
by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022
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cock fink

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
by Peter D King May 26, 2008
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Chocolate cock

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.
Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.
by H. Jefferson June 1, 2018
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