Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.
by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022

The best looking and the most horny guy ever, can pull any boy or girl he wants because he is so hot, is normally a ginger ninja and has a 10 incher with ginger pubes
by Zach Elliot lover123 November 26, 2023

A Zach is a nice genuine guy. Zach is a loving person. He’s a lover not a fighter. A Zach is a person that you can go to for help. For his looks he is a sexy nice haired guy. Most Zach’s have sort brown hair and brown eyes. Zach’s have thick hair and love to have (sex). They are great kissers and love to (fuck). A Zach would be a good boyfriend to have.
by Goodvsbad October 15, 2019

big black boi with thick legs and noodle arms he looks like a nerd but has the iq of a monkey but it makes sense cuz he is one and is super gay but not gay
zach is black
by adam johnathon October 12, 2022

by @dreamyjach November 20, 2017

Zach is either really cute or REALLY ugly. There is no in the middle with them. If you date a zach, you better hope he is on the really cute side of the table
G1: omg did you see zach today?
G2: yeah, isnt he kinda cute?
G1: Kinda?! Babygirl u is trippin... he's fine !!
G2: yeah, isnt he kinda cute?
G1: Kinda?! Babygirl u is trippin... he's fine !!
by That_girl_that_knows April 4, 2020

An amazing guy who is super hot kinda depressed and self conscious. He doesn’t really show much emotion but gets through the week looking forward to the weekend with friends who love him and love hanging out with him. He would love to get closer to his friends however and be able to hang out with them more than just when they come over to his house but his mom barely ever lets him because she is kinda strict
He look it’s Zach Dixon I wish I could hang out with him more but him mom is kinda strict, and he’s super hot so I don’t know if he would like me.
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
