Turf War

The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.

Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude

by duckdusk January 18, 2020

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War Thunder

Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.

Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.

by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023

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Star Wars

The best thing that happened to us.
Am I right Star Wars geeks.

Star Wars is awesome.

by Bonehead II February 24, 2020

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War Lobsters

Crabs whose host is such a slut that the STD evolves.

Chelsea is such a slut she must have some real tough War Lobsters.

by Jack York August 27, 2013

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Star Wars

Ronald Reagan's Strategic Defense Iniative, a planned system during the cold war to prevent a nuclear attack on the United States. The system would have the ability to destroy a missle in the air before it hits Earth. That may sound good, but this program is a huge waste of money, especially after the cold war is over. Clinton made a choice to stop the system, but unfortunately Bush decided that it was necessary to make a few thousand Americans starve at the expense of a useless missle system that would be made even more useless if Bush stayed out of Iraq and ended the "war on terror" (aka War for Oil.)

A big waste of taxpayer's dollars.

by I_Start_Now May 18, 2005

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