Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.

“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”

by smdsmdb February 4, 2024

Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023

Watch it

"Watch it! Watch it!" ~ Steven Crowder

Hym "Watch it or what, bitch? The only thing you're about to watch is half your money leave your bank account you fucking idiot! HA! You're going to watch your kids half the time! Or less after that fucking video! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.

Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Cyberwebnic Watch

Cyberwebnic Watch

Cyberwebnic Watch

by Ctu6 February 14, 2023

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022