Urban Dictionary

An awesome website designed for people to give out, and show definitions or words, terms ETC.

“I need the definition of retard! What is it?”
“Check the Urban Dictionary, retard!”

by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018

Urban Patriot

One who has a mania for the urban dictionary.

Me: URA Urban Patriot
Random Guy XII: What the what do U mean

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Urban Dictionary

When you are on Urban Dictionary and you’re so bored that you end up typing this in and seeing this definition.

I searched up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary!

by Er... bandictionary? May 11, 2020

Urban Politicionary

When someone tries to use the urban dictionary to further their political agenda. Basically half the definitions submitted.

Person: Hey man you read urban dictionary Lately?
Person 2: nah I can’t stand them right now. They keep on bringing politics into definitions instead of defining universal terms. It’s more like Urban Politicionary

by GaySchlatt July 23, 2020

Urban Procrastinary

The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.

I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!

by 3Wishes March 26, 2011

urban dictionary

this website. a website people use as a joke

person:look up ____on the urban dictionary

by smarter than u :)) May 5, 2020

Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014