tooter

A bear with a face on it

Megan's boyfriend Jeremy is certainly a tooter, given his extreme love for her.

by Bearface March 1, 2005

toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

by nev April 15, 2005

Toasters

Boobs, tits, breasts, hooters, flashlights, titties, boobies, etc.

Dude:I'm diggin those toasters gurl.

Girl: Too bad you'll never get me.

by 124scratch March 5, 2014

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

tooter

The sweet loving and caring poop shoot of all people, animals, and things to grace this green earth

Yo man you shut yo toof before i kick you in yo tooter!

by Cletus February 27, 2003

Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).

That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.

by Dean Eager October 7, 2003

tottermelon

noun; a genetically modified watermelon with a green rind and a blue meat and a taste of pina colada with a hint of gazelle.

1. Jims Dean is hungary for soemthing tropical yet gamey, so he bought a tottermelon.

2. Darren and Charlie are a scrumtrellescent pair of tottermelon salesmen.

by Chuckles R. July 14, 2006