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tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis
my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob
by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017
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Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.
1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..
by Jillpill March 30, 2019
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Tossed

Damn bro that girl just got with the whole football team, she’s Tossed.
by Copssss April 4, 2024
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Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
by Simpsy April 16, 2008
mugGet the Wank-Tossmug.

That shit tossed

That shit tossed mean that whoever did ya hair fucked up and its sad that your parents allowed you too come out the house like that. And its can be used on boys and girls if they hair tossed tf up
Ayo that shit tossed why her parents let her leave like that .
by CDN November 12, 2019
mugGet the That shit tossedmug.

Toss Nut

Arrogant person who is also one can short of a six pack or idiot
by Deza_82 October 27, 2021
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Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.
Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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