Squid-Top

When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.

person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?

by Quinn Tackle October 14, 2020

Top Borey

A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.

Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.

Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.

by strobe surge November 4, 2011

misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

Top Room

is reference to people who are not relatively attractive who like to have group intercourse or like to have unconventional intercourse in the presence of others.

At the weekend they have a keen interest in top room activities
Im not interested in top room action
They are complete top roomers

by annonnamouse November 7, 2011

Duffin Top

When a man/womans' muffin top, has a muffin top. A more detailed version would be a double muffin top. but is mostly shortened to Duffin Top. Normally happens when the person tries to stick they're fat in theyre jeans, but still bulges somehow.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that one chick!?
Guy 2: ugh... total duffin top.

by 97k November 20, 2011

Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.

"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."

by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Top fishing

A gay context of catfishing another male bottom into thinking you’re a top, based off masculine appearance. Giving off a trade look.

Justin: You so fine, I know you give good D***
Dae: Lol, I don’t use my D*** i’m just a masculine looking bottom.
Justin: OMG… not you top fishing

by anonymous March 17, 2023