chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.

Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.

by CroissantLife July 25, 2012

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

Sucks Chode

Very bad, disagreeable, disgusting, or trashy

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

by Some rando out there January 24, 2022

21 Chodes

David (Rocket) Robison, lookin like a man chode

Chode fingers, chode toes, and one Microchode, equals, David won chodey, 21 chodes

by 21 Chode January 04, 2019

robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019

gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin March 30, 2007

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018