by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005
Get the Texas Snapping Turtle mug.A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie
Not to be confused with turtle cawk
Not to be confused with turtle cawk
bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
by derpityderrp September 5, 2013
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Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.
Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005
Get the turtle face mug.a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.
you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion
you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion
by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008
Get the awkward turtle mug.by lawl32 March 26, 2011
Get the Turtle Juice mug.Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
by R. Trelford March 8, 2004
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