by MarenKidd June 7, 2007
Get the b sidemug. "Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.
Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012
Get the side meatmug. by Every Male Alive February 2, 2005
Get the side-ponytailmug. (noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle
- Joe-fizzle
by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009
Get the the side doormug. by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015
Get the ranch on the sidemug. what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead
Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
by smart*ss October 1, 2010
Get the side-tubedmug. You know, that little mirror that you use to merge into other lanes? That kinds helps you but doesn't because sometimes it's to small but other times it makes you feel like a badass while driving down the road going 65 on a 35 with your Honda civic.
by Thatonetallmf November 24, 2021
Get the side mirrormug.