HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

wood´s

almost like the forest but smaller

jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big

jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller

by j_kellam November 25, 2019

Pine of the woods

Not from around this area. A foreign concept that is unfamiliar or odd.

*City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”

by Hope-less January 3, 2021

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.

Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!

by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022