bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

System Design

The best class ever!!

I'm so excited for System Design!!

by fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhffhhfh May 13, 2021

Fuel System Cleaner drink

1 nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, may garnish with citrus.

Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.

For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.

Customer: Hey bar tender! Hit me up with a Fuel System Cleaner drink!!!

by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022

Urban dictionary approvel system

You can either has a really sick guy and accept anything because he is lit or u get that person who says no to everything, if you are that person, “you hecken bum face”

Person 1 “You know urban dictionary approvel system”
Person 2 “don’t get me started”

My dog “mooo”

by DonaldTrumedonyerma May 4, 2019

AP System

The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system

person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?

person one: they are an osdd system

by AP System July 4, 2021