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Truck Driver

A man who casually murders prostitutes in his spare time
Mac down the road is being convicted for being a Truck Driver
by Tondolf July 30, 2021
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northern driver

One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"

"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."

"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."

"Asshole."
by The silent giant June 8, 2014
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driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 2, 2011
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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Nipawin Driver

Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.

Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection

Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.

Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.

Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.

Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.

Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.

Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.

Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.

Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.

Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.

Being completely Oblivious to anything going on

Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.

It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."
by Big Bull April 11, 2024
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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad
by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019
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Tacoma Driver

“An absolute bum or “weak” person, Or very basic
“Ugh are you serious, he drives a Tacoma? A Tacoma Driver is defined as someone who cannot be taken seriously
by Toyota.com June 23, 2021
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