free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

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free speech

Something hated by jews as they don’t anybody openly criticising them nor anybody openly having a different opinion to theirs nor anybody openly disagreeing with their opinions.

Gentiles are exercising free speech again! Quick shut it down.

by AnonDoxy January 20, 2023

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free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.

Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting”

by KDabi June 26, 2018

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The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

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Cold and Free

The best kind of beer.

Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"

Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."

by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

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break free

To "break free" is to free yourself forcibly from a confined or restricted state or condition.

Thus a prisoner, or a person in an unhappy marriage, might "break free", for instance.

Or by extension, if you were in a race, you might "break free" from all the other competitors, and go into the lead.

I want to break free

by ZarakiAtsu December 20, 2016

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