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toss the salad

it might be time for me to toss the salad
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
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Tessa

A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.
Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?

Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!

Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019
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Tessa

She a hoe
My ex best friend, tessa, is really rude to me now
by laineekayxoxx098 September 6, 2019
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Tomato Toss

A lesbian orgy in which several bitches vaginally bleed into cups and dowse each other in the red liquid gold.
Hey merissa how was ure tomato toss with carli last night?
by SkaDouche October 16, 2008
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Tess

Tess's are backstabbing bitches that can't be trusted. An upside to their bitchinnes is that they do it to your face
far out don't be friends with Tess she's so mean
by omgrlly April 11, 2017
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Tess

(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
by OC, The Best June 20, 2016
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Tessie

Ladies, if you know a Tessie, stop what you’re doing and text him. Chances are that could be you’re future soulmate. A fun, chill, intelligent, sexy, etc.(among other things), Tessie is an example of someone who always keeps some money in their pocket and never backs down from a task. For Tessie, no goal is unreachable which is why most Tessie’s have boatloads of friends because of their social abilities. Overall, Tessie is a future leader in whatever field he takes interests.
Tessie always got bread.
Heyyyyyyyyy Tessieeeeee.
Tessie gang!
Let’s link up with Tessie.
Tessie’s gonna change the world. Promise.
by THOTBUSSER November 9, 2019
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