Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Arctic mountain echo

When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.

Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"

Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"

Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."

by vuckmehard November 21, 2019

rocky mountain dingo

a dog breed that is a mix of all of the different breeds on the rocky mountains.

my dog phoebe is a rocky mountain dingo, not a lab

by push/mc November 29, 2009

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009

Mountain out of a Molehole

An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.

"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".

by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021

montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.

I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.

by scatman247 March 4, 2014